Your weekly splash of wit, humor, life advice, and awkward fun from everyone's favorite online bestie, Dezzy Marie!
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Imperfections are Natural
Alright lets face it, NOBODY IN THIS WORLD IS PERFECT! I realize that you may have high expectations for yourself as far as looks, academics, sports, music, etc., but you are going to make mistakes at some point. The only thing you can do is get back up, clean yourself off and look at what you can do better next time. Because looking at what you did wrong can show you the flaws in your previous approach and you can improve with time. That's another thing too. You may not be right on the first, second, or even tenth time you try. But never give up and never hate on yourself for making a mistake. And if you ever do I want you to do one thing and one thing only. Try to name one person in this world who is perfect in every possible way. Lesson of the day: Embrace your imperfections, because everyone has them
Thursday, November 7, 2013
I Couldn't Care Any Less
I apologize in advance if this post is a little down in the dumps. I'm not in the best of moods and well I just really don't care about the world anymore. So, therefore today is all about your priorities in life. My priorities right about now are just about surviving the day and going back to bed. Basically, I'm in a major depression and really don't give a crap about anything else on this screwed up planet. What are your priorities or passions? Music, school, sports, reading? Whatever they are, embrace them. There's only so much time in life so make sure you spend as much time on your passion as possible. Lesson of the Day: Know your priorities in life
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Should I or Shouldn't I?
Have you ever been in the situation where you really want to do something but you know the consequences of doing it? If so, tune in right now for the how-to guide on what to do!
1. Ask yourself if what you want to do is worth it. Will you get grounded or suspended, maybe even get someone seriously hurt?
2.Are you doing this for fun, because of peer pressure, or other reasons? The reason can be a huge impact on your decision on whether or not this is something you should really do.
3.If there are no consequences, go for it! Fun is the priority right now!
4. If consequences are in play, really think over what they are and weigh the pros and cons. See which one outweighs the other.
The decision should be easy to make from there. Lesson of the Day: Know the good and bad of each situation
Monday, November 4, 2013
Leave Me Alone Would Ya'!
Picture this: You're listening to your Ipod, jamming out to your fave tune when your mom walks in and tells you to pipe down cause she's trying to watch TV. Well, in this situation I would just tell her to turn the TV up and ignore my singing, but I know my mom. She won't compromise by turning up the volume and I'll sing a little lower, she wants my voice on mute and her show on full volume. This is SOOOO uncalled for! Seriously, if she won't compromise so that we can both do what we were doing, then I certainly ain't gonna do it her way. I'm gonna do it my way. So, just to spite her, I turn the volume up all the way, scream the lyrics at the top of my lungs, and move a room closer to her and Law and Order: SVU. How's that for a compromise! ( ; Lesson of the day: Compromise, your way isn't always the best, but neither is theirs
Sunday, November 3, 2013
I'm Just Trying to Help
If there is one thing that I hate MORE THAN ANYTHING! And that is when I'm trying to help someone by giving them advice and they flip out on me without even letting me finish my sentence. Like if I'm giving my mom directions and she gets annoyed because the paper isn't the same as the actual roads, she freaks out because it's all of a sudden my fault for trying to help. Or if we get lost and don't have the GPS with us so I suggest punching the address into Google and looking at the road names to see where to turn and I get yelled at to shut up. I'm never gonna understand!
Saturday, November 2, 2013
I'm Not That Into It
Ever been in a situation when a friend or family member asks if you wanna go to an activity that your not the biggest fan of? Well this situation has literally just sat itself right on my lap and refuses to get up. For example, I'm not the best at rollerskating, actually I suck at it. But, my BFF invited me and I'm not gonna let her down, so I'm gonna suck it up and sacrifice my own feelings to have some fun. If I break some bones or bruise some places that should never be bruised, then that's the price I pay for the fun I have. Lesson of the day: Sacrifice yourself for others
Friday, November 1, 2013
My Stuff is my stuff, so DON'T TOUCH IT!
So have you ever had the issue of a little sibling or parent coming into your room and touching all over your stuff? If so, then this post is especially for you! Let's set the scene for you: It's a hot summer afternoon and you're out playing with friends or even just downstairs watching TV/playing video games and your mom has been bugging you to clean your room for about forever. And of course when she's off she decides to take matters into her own hands. She throws stuff out, puts everything away, labels every drawer of your dresser, vacuums the carpet and worst of all, she puts everything in the complete wrong place, so you have no idea where anything is. You're freaking out! When you go up to your room to get something a few hours later, you find your room in absolute perfect attire. At first you think, This is great, my room's clean and I didn't have to lift a finger. Until you go to the place where your things are supposed to be to find everything all rearranged and some things are even completely missing. You storm out in a rage at your mother, flipping out as to why she couldn't just leave your things alone. She doesn't have to live in it, so what does it matter how messy it is? Well, I have just one thing to say to you people out there. Lesson of the day: Keep things clean and organized.
Friday, October 25, 2013
What took you so long?!
Don't you hate it when your parents go out to run some errands or go shopping at 3 and don't get back until at least 5? Well I sure do and guess what, I'm gonna write about it! So, my mom is a shopper and literally has been out for 4 hours, to go to 9 stores. So, What I really wanted to know is if anyone else is super annoyed when your parents say that they'll be right back and don't return for hours! Lesson of the day: Just go with them!
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
What does it Matter?
So, today I wanna talk about when your parents say that something needs done today, no exceptions. And you just finished homework and wanna chill for a few minutes before doing more work. So right before you hit your fave spot on the couch your parents say that it needs done right this second, before you sit down. You then get into this massive argument about the fact that as long as it gets done today, what does it matter when it gets done. I mean seriously, what does it matter if I do it right now or in 2 hours, as long as it's today, I'm still honoring your request. Lesson of the day: Manage time equally
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Work, Work, Work
I absolutely, with a passion, hate working. I mean I am about the laziest person on the planet, seriously. But, I still have to do it unfortunately. What I can't stand is people who work constantly and think that everyone in the freaking Milky Way Galaxy is supposed to do the same. We're supposed to be n your feet, running around frantically, and freaking out because you had no chance to sit down and relax. Even though it's their own fault because they're obsessed with getting the most amount of things done in a day or making the most amount of money. Just thinking about how obsessed these people are about work and money makes me want to hurl up my dinner. Lesson for the day: Take some "you time" to relax!
Monday, October 21, 2013
Life is Too Short to Live the Same Day Twice
Some people decide to waste their lives by sitting on the couch or the computer watching Youtube videos, thinking that they can live their lives with technology. That awesome, life changing experiences aren't going to happen online, or through a screen. Those people really need to get out there, meet new people, have a little fun, check something off their bucket lists. They truly need to here the truth, that amazing thing aren't going to come to them, and they don't have to go all the way to it, but meet in the middle, so to say. Have these folks ever heard of YOLO or anything like that? Lesson of the day: Get out there and have some fun each day because life is WAY too short to live the same day twice.
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Who is to blame?
What I don't understand about the world is that everything always seems to be your fault someway or another. I mean how come what my friends do is my fault, what goes wrong in their lives is your fault, then of course everything that is negative is on you too. But, whenever something super fabulous happens, you had no part in it and get absolutely no credit. And don't even get me started on when you do something wrong and when you do something awesome. Like if you fail a test at school, no one will ever forget. But if you get 100% on one of the most important tests of the year, its like it never happened and will forever be forgotten.
It's so messed up,I mean you can never win in this world! Lesson of the day: Make up your mind
It's so messed up,I mean you can never win in this world! Lesson of the day: Make up your mind
Friday, October 18, 2013
Hate or Not to Hate?
So, I have an serious question for the really annoying people in this world: do you want to be hated by pretty much everyone on this planet who has ever met you? Because if you don't, then you really need to change that part of yourself that annoys everyone. I mean seriously, if you don't want to be hated, don't annoy or get on the nerves of every person you come in contact with! It's common logic here people! Lesson of the day: Think before you act/speak
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